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Tips before and after receiving your SPM result:
By: Muhd Khairi Shah Bin Shaharani.

1.Whatever happen,please do not suicide :/
2.You MAY wet your pants if youre too scared.
3.Do not act like a Monkey when you get flying color cuz people just dont give a damn.
4.Try to cry till the last drop of ur tears so tht the nxt day if youre unlucky, u wouldnt be so emo.
5.You MAY also laugh like a maniac day before tht to release ur stresses.
6.Bring along ur lucky charm,just in case.
7.Pls be mean.If someone said to u "Dude,youre so clever! Grats!" , u replied "Dude,youre so stupid,so shutup."
8.If the teachers said (If before they nvr give u any gratitude and this is the 1st time they actually did *shocking*) "I know u can do it!" , you replied, "O RLY?"
9.Never ask ur parent abt giving u smthing as present for ur so called flying color result.That's becuz :

a.They raised you like hell when at your childhood cuz youre like psycho monkey.
b.Youre totally immature.

10.If you follow this,youre seriously need to do medical checkup.